Cool just found out that there’s a new club opening near me described as “Beavers – Watford’s BIGGEST and RAUNCHIEST lap-dancing and strip club! 2 FLOORS of ultimate adult entertainment every Monday – Saturday, 9pm till 2am (3am on Fri & Sat). FULL NUDE strip show and fully NUDE private dances” it will be the largest and best lap dancing club in Watford possibly the whole of Hertfordshire and London !

With two floors of lap dancing and stripping at the new club it will be considerably larger than CC or vogue in Watford.

The ground floor will have the following..

Fantastic bar with great prices on drinks from a pitcher of beer to a bottle of bubbly and with  FREE stage shows all night theres sure to never be a dull moment !

The BEAVER babes will strip on the main stage for your pleasure every 10 minutes absolutely free!

Or this sounds pretty unique “If you want something more personal, take a seat at one of our unique ‘pole tables’ and have a dancer entertain you and your friends just inches away!”

So just so we’re both clear the Ground Floor of Beavers lapdancing and strip bar has :

- Free strip shows every 10 minutes all night
- Have a sexy dancer perform at your own ‘pole table’
- Order a bottle of champagne and get a free dance
- Resident DJ playing funky house, rnb & club classics
- Regular drink prices at the main bar

If you prefer a more intimate dance then move up the the first floor…

The first floor features a more intimate and personal experience than the ground floor. The First Floor will have an up-close lap-dance or for the ultimate experience try the special VIP room.

Great features on the First Floor such as :

- More intimate setting
- Fully stocked private bar
- Video access to the ground floor stage shows
- Enjoy a private lap-dance in a private booth
- Experience the special VIP 1-2-1 private room
- Be entertained in the luxurious seating area

This definitely sounds like a mega super club of epic proportions, two floors of lap dancing with free stage shows te likes of this have not been seen before and will be a huge even check out the website at Beavers – Watford’s BIGGEST and RAUNCHIEST lap-dancing and strip club!

Or why if your looking to become a dancer you can audition to become a beaver girl lap dancer by going to beaversuk.com/Application/Form.php

So as beavers says Viva La Beaver I cant wait see you there !

Find more info and exclusive tickets and offers at beavers 

Posted on October 13th, 2009 by Chloe  |  No Comments »

Ultimate Strip Club and dancing guide

Had lots of questions about what dancing at a club actually involves well it varies from club to club however the following should give you a good idea of what to expect..

As far as dancing is concerned a lot depends on the club. You have to see the way the other strippers dance. Some clubs don’t allow floor or pole work, while in others they do all that plus shower and lesbian shows. Even if you’re straight, the lesbian shows can be a lot of fun but they are never mandatory. Most clubs work on a standard 3 song set. That means for the first song when you’re on stage you have all your clothes on, the second, you remove something and for the last you wear either nothing or just a thong depending on whether it’s a nude or topless club. There is not a whole lot to dancing- at least the basics. You do not need lessons or to buy a video.

Just watch what the other girls are doing, you’ll pick it up in a few minutes. Just avoid anything showy or dramatic until you know how to do it right. Before you audition I would suggest trying out some of your moves in front of a mirror then getting some constructive criticism from a guy (they can be very helpful and are usually delighted to assist). Once you get to know the other dancers they will generally help out and show you some of the trickier moves. In my opinion it can be fun perfecting your dancing technique but not something you should spend a lot of time at. Guys appreciate a good dancer but seldom buy dances from a girl based on her dancing ability. You’re better off spending the time working out and improving your physique.

Carmen Electra Lapdance hot Carmen Electra’s tips on pole dancing and erotic dance.

Auditioning and dancing

Your first and most important concern is to find a suitable club. It needs to be a place where you feel safe and comfortable. It doesn’t matter how good the money is, if the place makes you feel bad about yourself you’ll be miserable working there. Go to the Ultimate Strip Club List and look for clubs in your area. The reviews will give you a very good idea of whether it’s a place you want to work. i.e. If the guy says, “Wow, it was great. This girl let me feel her up” It’s obviously not a place you want to work. Looking for a good club is like looking for any other job- you want to get the most money for the least amount of work.

Different Types of Strip Clubs

• Topless Clubs – usually serve alcohol and provide lap dances (private, high contact, one-on-one topless dances).
• Nude Clubs – usually only serve soda and juice (hence the nickname juice-bar), or some may be BYOB. Lap dances may be performed completely nude, but more often than not the dancers will wear g-strings or bikinis for lap dances while going completely nude on stage.
• Gentlemen’s Clubs – Much like a topless club, but usually serve lunch and dinner. They are also more upscale, with one of more raised stages with poles, lighting and sound systems. Lots of beautiful dancers and usually more expensive than regular topless clubs.
• Bikini Bars – Like a neighborhood bar, but all the bartenders and waitresses wear bikinis. Usually no lap dances are offered.
• Hostess Clubs – the 21st century’s answer to dime-a-dance places from a time gone by. Pick a girl to dance with.

Auditioning

When you’re ready, just show up at the club and say you’d like an audition, be nice to whoever is working the door- they frequently screen girls for the managers. They may ask you to come back on another night but they normally just put you on one of the side stages. One of the managers will watch you dance for a few songs then talk to you a little bit to make sure you’ve got a good attitude, etc.

The Ultimate Strip Club List - http://www.tuscl.com/

Strip Clubs from around the world.

The Best Topless Clubs, Nude Clubs, Gentlemen’s Clubs, and Bikini Bars

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Lap Dances.

Posted on May 23rd, 2009 by Chloe  |  No Comments »

Tips

The most important part of this is not your moves (for sure, these help) but it’s your ability to “sell” yourself. Saying “Hi I’m ___ wanna lap-dance?” will not cut it. How about trying “Hi! How was your day? Oh mine was peachy!” “So how was work? Oh sorry to hear you got fired from the cheese factory.” rub leg I’m sure you get the idea, you’re there to entertain. Treat them like they’re the cutest, smartest, most interesting person you’ve ever met. But if they don’t give you money, in say 4 songs worth, then walk away. You’re here to make money and time is precious.

Don’t try any pole tricks straight away other than basic spins

Do not talk to the other dancers when you’re auditioning, no matter how nervous you are

Do not give compliments to everyone there.

Make sure your hair and makeup is done before you audition.

Make sure you are properly shaved/waxed in all areas and keep it that way everyday you go to work.

To prevent irritation after shaving your pubic area, pat dry and apply anti-perspirant.

When counting your money the first night – or any night – don’t brag or show your money. Always keep your money on you at work – and don’t bring any TO work.

Move slowly on stage your first times until you feel your groove.

Don’t wear glitter or very heavy perfume. This rubs off on the customer and makes it harder for him to be discreet about where he’s just been. You may not get as many dances for this reason, so no glitter and apply perfume lightly or use a body mist.

Try to find something, anything, attractive about each customer and focus on it. That way you don’t have to become a total bullshit artist.

If they say ‘what will you do for £x’, walk away, they’re not worth your time. You have the right and privilege to reject anyone.

The choices you make, make you and if you choose to do this you can never unchoose it.

When first starting on the pole, don’t put your heels on, just in case.

Make sure to follow the club rules for dancing.

This includes ;

Don’t do drugs at work ! Get caught in one club and you can kiss any decent clubs goodbye.

Don’t get drunk at work. Sure, it will help loosen you up but if something goes wrong in the back room or on stage you won’t be able to defend or protect yourself.

Never do “extras” meaning acts for the customer not allowed by your club rules. You can make money without them and you never know who is an undercover cop, if the manager is watching, etc. If you can’t make money by working clean, find a better club.

Never use baby oil on your body and don’t put on lotion before you go to work. It will make you slip and fall on stage, as well as making those that follow you do the same. You could get seriously injured. So no baby oil and moisturise the night before or a good many hours before working.

Things You’ll Need

6″ or more heels

2 outfits at least

Babywipes

Mints

Hairspray/gel

Somewhere to keep money

Self-confidence

Personality

Posted on May 21st, 2009 by Chloe  |  No Comments »

So you want to know how to be a stripper? Talk like one! There are a lot of words and phrases we use that are confusing, until you know what they mean. This is a short glossary.

About the Money

Tip Out – How much we have to pay the housemum, DJ, Bouncers, Bartenders, Waitresses, Doorguys, etc., to work. Sometimes it’s a set fee (£10 minimum to housemum and DJ, £5 minimum to everyone else). Other times it’s a percentage system, which can get pretty weird (10% to the DJ and another 10% divided between everyone else, or upto 30% divided between everyone, but the manager gets a minimum of 3). In reality, most strippers have a disdain for rules.
We tip out the people who help us make money, or the people who could help us make money, really well. Everyone else we give the minimum, unless they can get us fired or we need them to stick up for us in a stripper power struggle (”she sucks cock for five quid!” “oh yeah?! she snorts coke off the toilet seat, I saw her!” A trusted waitress can be your best ally in these situations).

Stage/house fee – What we pay the club to walk in the door and work. Sometimes we pay it at the beginning of the night, sometimes at the end of the night. Sometimes it’s a flat fee, sometimes it’s different depending on what time you get there, or how many dances you sell.

Club cut – When the club takes a cut of your dance money. It’s normal for champagne rooms, but if you’re paying out for lap dances you’re getting screwed.

About the Customers

Club Regular - He comes in all the time. So much that he either doesn’t spend much money, or wants to play mind games for the money. Proceed with caution and don’t waste too much time.

My Regular – Usually means “back the fuck off, bitches.” But fuck that, customers are free agents and if he wants to spend his money on you, she can’t stop him. But you do (probably) have to continue to work with her for the rest of the night, or the week, or forever.

Her Regular – He’s a good customer. It would be rude to hustle the fuck out of him, but you know if he likes you he’ll spend.

PL – Pathetic loser. He doesn’t understand the boundaries of the club relationship. Maybe he thinks he’s dating his favourite dancer. Maybe he’s brought her a ring. He probably throws fits when she spends time with other customers. Possibly he’ll stalk her. These guys aren’t worth the money at all, in my opinion.

Ball Buster – He wants you to kick him in the balls. Hard. Yeah, really. (Ball buster actually should be used to refer to the stripper doing the ball busting, but we use it for customers anyways).

Lapdance Virgin – He’s about to have his whole world rocked. Like, wow. Naked girls that sit in your laps for £20/song. Amazing.

Captain Sav-a-Ho – He’s here to save us from the horrors of stripping. He thinks we seem really smart and he bets that we could even get a real job. You know, he just see’s so much potential in us he doesn’t understand why we’re degrading ourselves this way.

He’ll piss you off and bring your mood down, so just ignore him. Unless your in the mood to fuck with his head back.

White Knight – See above.

Hustling Techniques

Hit ‘n Run - “Hi, I’m Sam, and I want to dance for you now!” “Hi, I’m Sam, let’s go have some fun!” “Hi, I’m Sam

Wanna dance – See above.

The Talking Hustle – We’re, like, miniature soulmates. We’ll fall in pseudo love and spend hours in the champagne room eating strawberries and whipped cream and getting drunk on expensive champagne. You can’t do that on “wannadance.” Or not very often. I miss it.

“Fucked in the Champagne Room” – He said he wanted to be fucked in the champagne room, so she took his money and had him kicked out when he tried to touch her. Yep, he got fucked. Ladies, please refrain from this. It’s not cool. Unless he really, really, really deserves it.

Hard Hustle – You know, like that time you were practically forced to buy the weird carpet cleaner at the market. Except it’s a lapdance.

Strippers

Lifer – This is our career. We are not doing this to put ourselves through school, save up a deposit for a house, or support our volunteer work until we can get a great job. We don’t want a real job.

Subsistence Strippers – You see them once a month, crying in the dressing room because the rent is due tomorrow and they haven’t made it yet tonight. They mysteriously manage to subsist on nothing in between nights they work for their rent and car payment.

Super Stripper – She’s this redhead with huge boobs and a tiny waist that can go anywhere and totally bank. Plus she’s always at work on time, always works every day, and is super smart.

Posted on May 21st, 2009 by Chloe  |  No Comments »

The number one secret to having fun and making lots of money being a dancer is location. If you ain’t happy, keep movin!

These are some of the most important factors:

1) Money. The more money there is in a club, the more bullshit rules and such I’m willing to put up with (this is otherwise articulated as the bullshit to money ratio).

2) The Vibe. If you’re not happy, you’re not gonna make money, or the money that you do make won’t be worth it. It doesn’t matter if it’s the customers, the managment, the rules, or whatever that’s rubbing you the wrong way, just move on.

3) Risk of being arrested. Yep, the rich in suits legislate what we can do with our bodies. Crazy, huh? In some cities/boroughs, you can be arrested for little things like being within 6 feet of a customer or touching your own breasts. The crazier the rules, the faster the club declines towards whorehousedom. Luckily in the UK we dont have to many crazy councils but just look at the clubs in london for instance Stringfellows one of the largest lap dancing clubs the girls have to keep a g-string on ! The US is the craziest though for example, in Houston a girl can get arrested for prostitution for just being within six feet (I think?) of a customer. She figures, gee, I can give a blow job for five times the money and the same risk of arrest and prostitution charge. So you have that, and when they bust a club they just come in and arrest everyone. In more rational places, the club is held responsible for your behaviour.

4) Rules. Conversely, you don’t want a big bouncer standing over you with a flash light making sure you don’t break the law and fining you for the smallest infraction and scaring your customers off. There should be a happy medium, like cameras in the VIP room, or a system of mirrors or curtains so that the customer isn’t freaked out. If the customer breaks a rule, like touching you, the club should come down on the customer, not you. If there are a ton of rules about changing before every set, wearing a certain type of gown, solid shoes, selling however many drinks a night, whatever… well, some of those things you do anyway or they don’t really bother you (I mean, a rule like “no trainers stage” isn’t hard to follow), but if they’re bothering you and it’s putting your bullshit to money ratio outta wack, just move on.

5) Contact. For some people this might be higher up on the list… but for me this is about where it goes. In some clubs you can’t touch the customer at all and do table dances standing in front of them. In other clubs you can touch them for a few seconds at a time, or you can touch them only in certain areas. At some clubs you can touch them as much as you want, but they can’t touch you. Or they can touch your arms and outer thighs, or they can touch whatever you allow. This goes right up there with the vibe… if you ain’t comfortable with it, move on! Don’t be afraid to have different boundaries with different customers, or to have much stricter boundaries than the norm at your club.

Posted on May 21st, 2009 by Chloe  |  No Comments »