With two floors of lap dancing and stripping at the new club it will be considerably larger than CC or vogue in Watford.

The ground floor will have the following..

Fantastic bar with great prices on drinks from a pitcher of beer to a bottle of bubbly and with  FREE stage shows all night theres sure to never be a dull moment !

The BEAVER babes will strip on the main stage for your pleasure every 10 minutes absolutely free!

Or this sounds pretty unique “If you want something more personal, take a seat at one of our unique ‘pole tables’ and have a dancer entertain you and your friends just inches away!”

So just so we’re both clear the Ground Floor of Beavers lapdancing and strip bar has :

- Free strip shows every 10 minutes all night
- Have a sexy dancer perform at your own ‘pole table’
- Order a bottle of champagne and get a free dance
- Resident DJ playing funky house, rnb & club classics
- Regular drink prices at the main bar

If you prefer a more intimate dance then move up the the first floor…

The first floor features a more intimate and personal experience than the ground floor. The First Floor will have an up-close lap-dance or for the ultimate experience try the special VIP room.

Great features on the First Floor such as :

- More intimate setting
- Fully stocked private bar
- Video access to the ground floor stage shows
- Enjoy a private lap-dance in a private booth
- Experience the special VIP 1-2-1 private room
- Be entertained in the luxurious seating area

This definitely sounds like a mega super club of epic proportions, two floors of lap dancing with free stage shows te likes of this have not been seen before and will be a huge even check out the website at Beavers – Watford’s BIGGEST and RAUNCHIEST lap-dancing and strip club!

Or why if your looking to become a dancer you can audition to become a beaver girl lap dancer by going to beaversuk.com/Application/Form.php

So as beavers says Viva La Beaver I cant wait see you there !

Find more info and exclusive tickets and offers at beavers 

What got me thinking about this is Britain got talent the other week when we had what was to all intents and purposes a strip tease if from a slightly less attractive woman who was in my opinion resembled a ball bag.

I know that I can usually be trusted to watch every reality show known to woman, but Britain’s Got Talent is one of those ones like x-factor that is much better at the start than the end.

Remember OK if your famous and hot but if not your a slut ! The oh so moral newspapers eh!

I am halfway through watching a series channel 4 did last week on the effects of pornography on secondary school students’ perception of sex. It’s very, very scary stuff although it wouldn’t take a rocket scientist to work out the effects of the almost universal access to porn on the internet.

Now the my biggest problem with this programme was the complete lack of impartiality and I felt that they were just making a scare programme about the evils of porn and the usual shit!

Now the guys where asked to pick the “perfect pair of breasts from a line up of 8 or 9 now the big point i noticed is they asked the boys for the most perfect set, not most realistic etc but perfect and you know what tits the boys picked ? Yup the fake ones that were probably the closest to perfect for good reason they were made by a surgeon!

Now the program poured scourn on the boys and society for this were as in fact it was a leading question that channel 4 knew which pair they would pick.

It was a similarly predictable story when the girls were asked, girls felt pressure to have come up to the image and behaviour of female porn stars. Given that the entire porn industry pretty much is targeted at straight men, then a whole generation of boys is being taught that women are there to perform a subjugated rather than an equal role in a sexual relationship.

So what other gems did they come up with ? Well how about this one “Not only that, but the boys who are watching porn will presumably go to work one day. How are they going to respect their female colleagues as equals if they have been brought up to see them as subservient architects of their sexual gratification?” What a load of shit no I know men don’t get a lot of credit from women for their smarts but really only stereotypes and retarded people would actually think that.

When I was a younger, and first got interested in these porn etc. Porn was limited to some dodgy under the counter videos and top shelf magazines and to get anything really explicit you had to go to a sex shop. Now, for most kids, it’s a few clicks away.

Now on top of this check out this article from the guardian the edited version is that reports of rape in the vicinity of lapdancing clubs are up by a third and of indecent assault are up by over 50%.

This obviously has nothing to do with lapdancing clubs being in town centres and the lower reports are not its obviously just coincidence.

Had lots of questions about what dancing at a club actually involves well it varies from club to club however the following should give you a good idea of what to expect..

As far as dancing is concerned a lot depends on the club. You have to see the way the other strippers dance. Some clubs don’t allow floor or pole work, while in others they do all that plus shower and lesbian shows. Even if you’re straight, the lesbian shows can be a lot of fun but they are never mandatory. Most clubs work on a standard 3 song set. That means for the first song when you’re on stage you have all your clothes on, the second, you remove something and for the last you wear either nothing or just a thong depending on whether it’s a nude or topless club. There is not a whole lot to dancing- at least the basics. You do not need lessons or to buy a video.

Just watch what the other girls are doing, you’ll pick it up in a few minutes. Just avoid anything showy or dramatic until you know how to do it right. Before you audition I would suggest trying out some of your moves in front of a mirror then getting some constructive criticism from a guy (they can be very helpful and are usually delighted to assist). Once you get to know the other dancers they will generally help out and show you some of the trickier moves. In my opinion it can be fun perfecting your dancing technique but not something you should spend a lot of time at. Guys appreciate a good dancer but seldom buy dances from a girl based on her dancing ability. You’re better off spending the time working out and improving your physique.

Carmen Electra Lapdance hot Carmen Electra’s tips on pole dancing and erotic dance.

Auditioning and dancing

Your first and most important concern is to find a suitable club. It needs to be a place where you feel safe and comfortable. It doesn’t matter how good the money is, if the place makes you feel bad about yourself you’ll be miserable working there. Go to the Ultimate Strip Club List and look for clubs in your area. The reviews will give you a very good idea of whether it’s a place you want to work. i.e. If the guy says, “Wow, it was great. This girl let me feel her up” It’s obviously not a place you want to work. Looking for a good club is like looking for any other job- you want to get the most money for the least amount of work.

Different Types of Strip Clubs

• Topless Clubs – usually serve alcohol and provide lap dances (private, high contact, one-on-one topless dances).
• Nude Clubs – usually only serve soda and juice (hence the nickname juice-bar), or some may be BYOB. Lap dances may be performed completely nude, but more often than not the dancers will wear g-strings or bikinis for lap dances while going completely nude on stage.
• Gentlemen’s Clubs – Much like a topless club, but usually serve lunch and dinner. They are also more upscale, with one of more raised stages with poles, lighting and sound systems. Lots of beautiful dancers and usually more expensive than regular topless clubs.
• Bikini Bars – Like a neighborhood bar, but all the bartenders and waitresses wear bikinis. Usually no lap dances are offered.
• Hostess Clubs – the 21st century’s answer to dime-a-dance places from a time gone by. Pick a girl to dance with.

Auditioning

When you’re ready, just show up at the club and say you’d like an audition, be nice to whoever is working the door- they frequently screen girls for the managers. They may ask you to come back on another night but they normally just put you on one of the side stages. One of the managers will watch you dance for a few songs then talk to you a little bit to make sure you’ve got a good attitude, etc.

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The Best Topless Clubs, Nude Clubs, Gentlemen’s Clubs, and Bikini Bars

to get great
Lap Dances.

The most important part of this is not your moves (for sure, these help) but it’s your ability to “sell” yourself. Saying “Hi I’m ___ wanna lap-dance?” will not cut it. How about trying “Hi! How was your day? Oh mine was peachy!” “So how was work? Oh sorry to hear you got fired from the cheese factory.” rub leg I’m sure you get the idea, you’re there to entertain. Treat them like they’re the cutest, smartest, most interesting person you’ve ever met. But if they don’t give you money, in say 4 songs worth, then walk away. You’re here to make money and time is precious.

Don’t try any pole tricks straight away other than basic spins

Do not talk to the other dancers when you’re auditioning, no matter how nervous you are

Do not give compliments to everyone there.

Make sure your hair and makeup is done before you audition.

Make sure you are properly shaved/waxed in all areas and keep it that way everyday you go to work.

To prevent irritation after shaving your pubic area, pat dry and apply anti-perspirant.

When counting your money the first night – or any night – don’t brag or show your money. Always keep your money on you at work – and don’t bring any TO work.

Move slowly on stage your first times until you feel your groove.

Don’t wear glitter or very heavy perfume. This rubs off on the customer and makes it harder for him to be discreet about where he’s just been. You may not get as many dances for this reason, so no glitter and apply perfume lightly or use a body mist.

Try to find something, anything, attractive about each customer and focus on it. That way you don’t have to become a total bullshit artist.

If they say ‘what will you do for £x’, walk away, they’re not worth your time. You have the right and privilege to reject anyone.

The choices you make, make you and if you choose to do this you can never unchoose it.

When first starting on the pole, don’t put your heels on, just in case.

Make sure to follow the club rules for dancing.

This includes ;

Don’t do drugs at work ! Get caught in one club and you can kiss any decent clubs goodbye.

Don’t get drunk at work. Sure, it will help loosen you up but if something goes wrong in the back room or on stage you won’t be able to defend or protect yourself.

Never do “extras” meaning acts for the customer not allowed by your club rules. You can make money without them and you never know who is an undercover cop, if the manager is watching, etc. If you can’t make money by working clean, find a better club.

Never use baby oil on your body and don’t put on lotion before you go to work. It will make you slip and fall on stage, as well as making those that follow you do the same. You could get seriously injured. So no baby oil and moisturise the night before or a good many hours before working.

Things You’ll Need

6″ or more heels

2 outfits at least

Babywipes

Mints

Hairspray/gel

Somewhere to keep money

Self-confidence

Personality

About the Customers

Club Regular - He comes in all the time. So much that he either doesn’t spend much money, or wants to play mind games for the money. Proceed with caution and don’t waste too much time.

My Regular – Usually means “back the fuck off, bitches.” But fuck that, customers are free agents and if he wants to spend his money on you, she can’t stop him. But you do (probably) have to continue to work with her for the rest of the night, or the week, or forever.

Her Regular – He’s a good customer. It would be rude to hustle the fuck out of him, but you know if he likes you he’ll spend.

PL – Pathetic loser. He doesn’t understand the boundaries of the club relationship. Maybe he thinks he’s dating his favourite dancer. Maybe he’s brought her a ring. He probably throws fits when she spends time with other customers. Possibly he’ll stalk her. These guys aren’t worth the money at all, in my opinion.

Ball Buster – He wants you to kick him in the balls. Hard. Yeah, really. (Ball buster actually should be used to refer to the stripper doing the ball busting, but we use it for customers anyways).

Lapdance Virgin – He’s about to have his whole world rocked. Like, wow. Naked girls that sit in your laps for £20/song. Amazing.

Captain Sav-a-Ho – He’s here to save us from the horrors of stripping. He thinks we seem really smart and he bets that we could even get a real job. You know, he just see’s so much potential in us he doesn’t understand why we’re degrading ourselves this way.

He’ll piss you off and bring your mood down, so just ignore him. Unless your in the mood to fuck with his head back.

White Knight – See above.

Hustling Techniques

Hit ‘n Run - “Hi, I’m Sam, and I want to dance for you now!” “Hi, I’m Sam, let’s go have some fun!” “Hi, I’m Sam

Wanna dance – See above.

The Talking Hustle – We’re, like, miniature soulmates. We’ll fall in pseudo love and spend hours in the champagne room eating strawberries and whipped cream and getting drunk on expensive champagne. You can’t do that on “wannadance.” Or not very often. I miss it.

“Fucked in the Champagne Room” – He said he wanted to be fucked in the champagne room, so she took his money and had him kicked out when he tried to touch her. Yep, he got fucked. Ladies, please refrain from this. It’s not cool. Unless he really, really, really deserves it.

Hard Hustle – You know, like that time you were practically forced to buy the weird carpet cleaner at the market. Except it’s a lapdance.

Strippers

Lifer – This is our career. We are not doing this to put ourselves through school, save up a deposit for a house, or support our volunteer work until we can get a great job. We don’t want a real job.

Subsistence Strippers – You see them once a month, crying in the dressing room because the rent is due tomorrow and they haven’t made it yet tonight. They mysteriously manage to subsist on nothing in between nights they work for their rent and car payment.

Super Stripper – She’s this redhead with huge boobs and a tiny waist that can go anywhere and totally bank. Plus she’s always at work on time, always works every day, and is super smart.

The number one secret to having fun and making lots of money being a dancer is location. If you ain’t happy, keep movin!

These are some of the most important factors:

1) Money. The more money there is in a club, the more bullshit rules and such I’m willing to put up with (this is otherwise articulated as the bullshit to money ratio).

2) The Vibe. If you’re not happy, you’re not gonna make money, or the money that you do make won’t be worth it. It doesn’t matter if it’s the customers, the managment, the rules, or whatever that’s rubbing you the wrong way, just move on.

3) Risk of being arrested. Yep, the rich in suits legislate what we can do with our bodies. Crazy, huh? In some cities/boroughs, you can be arrested for little things like being within 6 feet of a customer or touching your own breasts. The crazier the rules, the faster the club declines towards whorehousedom. Luckily in the UK we dont have to many crazy councils but just look at the clubs in london for instance Stringfellows one of the largest lap dancing clubs the girls have to keep a g-string on ! The US is the craziest though for example, in Houston a girl can get arrested for prostitution for just being within six feet (I think?) of a customer. She figures, gee, I can give a blow job for five times the money and the same risk of arrest and prostitution charge. So you have that, and when they bust a club they just come in and arrest everyone. In more rational places, the club is held responsible for your behaviour.

4) Rules. Conversely, you don’t want a big bouncer standing over you with a flash light making sure you don’t break the law and fining you for the smallest infraction and scaring your customers off. There should be a happy medium, like cameras in the VIP room, or a system of mirrors or curtains so that the customer isn’t freaked out. If the customer breaks a rule, like touching you, the club should come down on the customer, not you. If there are a ton of rules about changing before every set, wearing a certain type of gown, solid shoes, selling however many drinks a night, whatever… well, some of those things you do anyway or they don’t really bother you (I mean, a rule like “no trainers stage” isn’t hard to follow), but if they’re bothering you and it’s putting your bullshit to money ratio outta wack, just move on.

5) Contact. For some people this might be higher up on the list… but for me this is about where it goes. In some clubs you can’t touch the customer at all and do table dances standing in front of them. In other clubs you can touch them for a few seconds at a time, or you can touch them only in certain areas. At some clubs you can touch them as much as you want, but they can’t touch you. Or they can touch your arms and outer thighs, or they can touch whatever you allow. This goes right up there with the vibe… if you ain’t comfortable with it, move on! Don’t be afraid to have different boundaries with different customers, or to have much stricter boundaries than the norm at your club.

Her: I wish the stuff I sell would look good on me, but it never does.
Me: Why not? You’re in good shape, I’m sure it would look better on you than that jumper
Her: I know. Customers can never tell that I work here.
Me: Well you’ve got that long platinum hair and bright pink lipstick, why don’t you wear one of those pink outfits you’ve got for sale? You could totally pull off the barbie look.
Her: But I don’t look like barbie. I’m too old to look like barbie.
Me: Look, customers see what you project.
Her: Huh. You know, you’ve got this crazy stage presence, all the time guys that I’m sitting with look up and say how sexy you look on stage.
Me: See? When I project sexy you don’t notice my pudginess or pale skin or flat ass, cause I’m projecting sexy and that’s what you see.
Her: I always thought you just really liked dancing.
Me: Um, I do, and I also project sexiness so I make lots of money.

This is when I realised: beyond stripping 101 there really isn’t a set formula for making money. Every stripper, every club, and every customer is different.

When projecting your image, think about the details: outfit, jewellery, make up, and the way you carry yourself. Beyond that, I don’t obsess.

Another major element to being happy and making loads of cash is to not engage in situations that make you unhappy. I know it sounds so simple, but very often we don’t even realise that a person or place is bothering us until we’re really really bothered. So tune in and pay attention to yourself. If you’re not happy, leave. Never work at a club you can’t leave, and never feel obligated to sit with a customer you don’t like.

Just in the last month, I have stopped dealing with customers that I didn’t like at all. I used to walk away from them only if they actively offended me or were rude. Now I excuse myself even if they offend me in tiny, barely noticeable ways or if I just don’t click with them. Guess what? My income has gone up even more. Even in a really slow club, where you’d think I shouldn’t turn away any paying customer. I just have that much more positive energy for the customers that I enjoy, and they seem to be compensating me accordingly. I know it sounds counter-intuitive, but so far it’s holding true for me.

If you’re a new dancer, you’re probably spending too much time talking to the customers for free. I can’t say this enough: if you aren’t getting paid after sitting with them for 1-2 songs in a busy club or 2-3 songs in a slow club, move the fuck on. There are two reasons that this usually happens – either you’re not building rapport quickly, or you don’t feel confident enough to close the sale.

Building rapport is usually easy. Smile, have lots of happy energy, and find something that you have in common. It can be as small as wanting to go where they went on holiday summer or a favourite song, or as big as a shared profession. Whatever it is, find it, talk about it, get them talking about it, smile, touch their leg or arm, and ask for a dance. If it hasn’t happened after a couple songs ask for a dance anyway s. Sometimes they will surprise you and say yes, and if they say no you can move on to a paying customer.

If confidence is the problem, you just need to do it anyway. Take any opportunity. If they say you’re pretty, tell them you’re even prettier when you’re dancing for them. Hell, take any chance you get to get a word in edgewise to tell them you want to dance for them right NOW. The more you do it, the more confidence you’ll have, and the more natural it will seem.

When I started dancing, this was what I tried to portray. I was the fucked up victim. I hated myself. I needed men to save me.

And it sold. I almost sold myself on it, and that was fucked up enough to make me stop dancing for a while.

Eventually I was getting really tired of playing the victim. It was the “you’re beautiful” thing that got to me the most, eventually. You know, where they try to convince you how beautiful you are, as if it goes without saying that you hate yourself and think you’re ugly. But of course they’d think that, that’s the role I was playing.

So I decided to start nipping that in the bud. I figured confidence wasn’t so sexy and probably my earnings would suffer, but I was going to do it anyways. I was nervous when I started. They’d say I was beautiful and I’d say “thanks, I was born that way,” or just, “yeah, I know,” followed by a little giggle so they’d think I was halfway joking.

Let’s talk about making money. Now that you’ve used that hit and run hustle for a few nights, I bet you’re starting to get a better feel for who has money. Soon you’ll be able to smell it on them. But now that you know how to do a basic hustle, start choosing your targets better and putting a little more into it. Look for fat, middle aged guys wearing comfy shoes and a nice watch. Approach slowly, and flirt with your eyes. While you’re talking to him keep that strong, sexy eye contact, puff your lips out a little, and run a hand softly up and down your leg or your other arm. When you know he’ll say yes run a couple fingers lightly up his arm or thigh tell him how much you’d love to dance for him right now.

Once you’ve got him back there, don’t let him go. Up sell him. After your lap dance say “I would have so much more fun in the VIP/Champagne Room/whatever with you. It’s much more intimate, and we don’t have to worry about time and bouncers. Let’s go.” If your club doesn’t have anything to up sell, don’t worry, just keep selling him more dances.

While you’re making all that money, be sure to save some. Someday you’ll be too old to dance, or maybe you’ll start hating it, or maybe you’ll break your knee and not be able to work. What then? Do you want to be stuck as a wage slave for the rest of your life, wistfully remembering the days when you made a full day’s worth of minimum wage in two songs? You owe it to your future self to save some money now. There are two Hobo Stripper Cash Stashing Formulas. If you have debt you’ll use the first, which goes like this: at the end of the night divide your money up into three equal piles. One pile is for long term investment and retirement, one pile goes towards your debt, and one pile is for living on right now. If you have no debt, use the second Stripper Cash Stashing Formula: two equal piles, one for retirement and one for living on. Don’t worry; you’ll still have plenty of money to live on, even if you only work intermittently like me.

Let’s talk about boundaries. Like I said before, you probably need to start out with very clear cut, set in stone boundaries. Know what you will do and what you won’t do, and don’t do anything that makes you uncomfortable. Think about these things. How do you feel about a guy sucking on your toes for an extra hundred bucks? Are you willing to let them play at almost touching your boobs in the Champagne Room? Maybe you work in an air dance club with no Champagne Room and you don’t need to consider these things, but there are other things to be clear about. Will you sit with a guy for free and let him tell you what you should be doing with your life? Will you talk about loving getting ass fucked to keep a guy in the Champagne Room for another hour?

Boundaries are not what happen when you say no. Boundaries are your own knowledge of yourself, of where you end and other people begin. In a strip club you have total control, if you take it and even if you don’t. If you do something that traumatizes you, you are the only person you have to blame. Don’t abuse your own sexuality. If your like most women in our culture you probably need to do some work on boundaries, which means you need to inhabit yourself very fully and very consciously. Exercise is good for this. Touching yourself is good for this, not just masturbation but consciously touching, stroking, and massaging your whole body. When you consider a new situation or a new person, check in with your whole body. How does your cunt feel about it? Is your tummy protesting? Make sure you know exactly how you feel about it. Practice. It’s important.

Then there’s your stripper image. There are archetypes of sexuality. Cat woman, the nurturer, warrior princess, blond haired Barbie, sexual priestess, retro pin-up girl, pale dark haired beauty, etc. Pick one, or a couple, that suits you. Try to shape your outfits and make-up around that archetype, and really tap into it when you work. It makes a difference.