Ultimate Strip Club and dancing guide

Had lots of questions about what dancing at a club actually involves well it varies from club to club however the following should give you a good idea of what to expect..

As far as dancing is concerned a lot depends on the club. You have to see the way the other strippers dance. Some clubs don’t allow floor or pole work, while in others they do all that plus shower and lesbian shows. Even if you’re straight, the lesbian shows can be a lot of fun but they are never mandatory. Most clubs work on a standard 3 song set. That means for the first song when you’re on stage you have all your clothes on, the second, you remove something and for the last you wear either nothing or just a thong depending on whether it’s a nude or topless club. There is not a whole lot to dancing- at least the basics. You do not need lessons or to buy a video.

Just watch what the other girls are doing, you’ll pick it up in a few minutes. Just avoid anything showy or dramatic until you know how to do it right. Before you audition I would suggest trying out some of your moves in front of a mirror then getting some constructive criticism from a guy (they can be very helpful and are usually delighted to assist). Once you get to know the other dancers they will generally help out and show you some of the trickier moves. In my opinion it can be fun perfecting your dancing technique but not something you should spend a lot of time at. Guys appreciate a good dancer but seldom buy dances from a girl based on her dancing ability. You’re better off spending the time working out and improving your physique.

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Auditioning and dancing

Your first and most important concern is to find a suitable club. It needs to be a place where you feel safe and comfortable. It doesn’t matter how good the money is, if the place makes you feel bad about yourself you’ll be miserable working there. Go to the Ultimate Strip Club List and look for clubs in your area. The reviews will give you a very good idea of whether it’s a place you want to work. i.e. If the guy says, “Wow, it was great. This girl let me feel her up” It’s obviously not a place you want to work. Looking for a good club is like looking for any other job- you want to get the most money for the least amount of work.

Different Types of Strip Clubs

• Topless Clubs – usually serve alcohol and provide lap dances (private, high contact, one-on-one topless dances).
• Nude Clubs – usually only serve soda and juice (hence the nickname juice-bar), or some may be BYOB. Lap dances may be performed completely nude, but more often than not the dancers will wear g-strings or bikinis for lap dances while going completely nude on stage.
• Gentlemen’s Clubs – Much like a topless club, but usually serve lunch and dinner. They are also more upscale, with one of more raised stages with poles, lighting and sound systems. Lots of beautiful dancers and usually more expensive than regular topless clubs.
• Bikini Bars – Like a neighborhood bar, but all the bartenders and waitresses wear bikinis. Usually no lap dances are offered.
• Hostess Clubs – the 21st century’s answer to dime-a-dance places from a time gone by. Pick a girl to dance with.

Auditioning

When you’re ready, just show up at the club and say you’d like an audition, be nice to whoever is working the door- they frequently screen girls for the managers. They may ask you to come back on another night but they normally just put you on one of the side stages. One of the managers will watch you dance for a few songs then talk to you a little bit to make sure you’ve got a good attitude, etc.

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Posted on May 23rd, 2009 by Chloe  |  No Comments »

The number one secret to having fun and making lots of money being a dancer is location. If you ain’t happy, keep movin!

These are some of the most important factors:

1) Money. The more money there is in a club, the more bullshit rules and such I’m willing to put up with (this is otherwise articulated as the bullshit to money ratio).

2) The Vibe. If you’re not happy, you’re not gonna make money, or the money that you do make won’t be worth it. It doesn’t matter if it’s the customers, the managment, the rules, or whatever that’s rubbing you the wrong way, just move on.

3) Risk of being arrested. Yep, the rich in suits legislate what we can do with our bodies. Crazy, huh? In some cities/boroughs, you can be arrested for little things like being within 6 feet of a customer or touching your own breasts. The crazier the rules, the faster the club declines towards whorehousedom. Luckily in the UK we dont have to many crazy councils but just look at the clubs in london for instance Stringfellows one of the largest lap dancing clubs the girls have to keep a g-string on ! The US is the craziest though for example, in Houston a girl can get arrested for prostitution for just being within six feet (I think?) of a customer. She figures, gee, I can give a blow job for five times the money and the same risk of arrest and prostitution charge. So you have that, and when they bust a club they just come in and arrest everyone. In more rational places, the club is held responsible for your behaviour.

4) Rules. Conversely, you don’t want a big bouncer standing over you with a flash light making sure you don’t break the law and fining you for the smallest infraction and scaring your customers off. There should be a happy medium, like cameras in the VIP room, or a system of mirrors or curtains so that the customer isn’t freaked out. If the customer breaks a rule, like touching you, the club should come down on the customer, not you. If there are a ton of rules about changing before every set, wearing a certain type of gown, solid shoes, selling however many drinks a night, whatever… well, some of those things you do anyway or they don’t really bother you (I mean, a rule like “no trainers stage” isn’t hard to follow), but if they’re bothering you and it’s putting your bullshit to money ratio outta wack, just move on.

5) Contact. For some people this might be higher up on the list… but for me this is about where it goes. In some clubs you can’t touch the customer at all and do table dances standing in front of them. In other clubs you can touch them for a few seconds at a time, or you can touch them only in certain areas. At some clubs you can touch them as much as you want, but they can’t touch you. Or they can touch your arms and outer thighs, or they can touch whatever you allow. This goes right up there with the vibe… if you ain’t comfortable with it, move on! Don’t be afraid to have different boundaries with different customers, or to have much stricter boundaries than the norm at your club.

Posted on May 21st, 2009 by Chloe  |  No Comments »